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Jan 24
After a day of snow…I thought it was time to Blog. This was E-Mailed to me, so I thought I may have to post it.
Anti-body – Against everyone.
Artery – The study of fine paintings.
Benign – What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria.
Barium – What you do when CPR fails.
Caesarean Section – A neighbourhood in Rome.
Cardiac arrest – Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville.
Cardiology Advance – study of poker playing.
Catscan – Search for Kitty.
Cauterise – Made eye contact with her.
Colic – A sheep dog.
Coma – A punctuation mark.
D&C – Where Washington is.
Dilate – To live long.
Enema – Not a friend.
Fester – Quicker than someone else.
Fibula – A small lie.
G.I.Series – World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail – What you hang your coat on.
Impotent – Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane.
Morbid – A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates – Cheaper than day rates.
Node – I knew it.
Outpatient – A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Paralyze – Two far fetched stories.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Pharmacist – A person who makes living in agriculture.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Protein – In favor of young people.
Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery.
Rectum – Damn near killed him.
Secretion – Hiding something.
Seizure – Roman emperor.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour - More than one.
Urine – Opposite of mine.
Varicose – Near by/close by.
Vein – Conceited.
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Also, just seen this video on Laura’s Blog…its a clip from “Whose Line”, where Colin is an ambulence driver and has to respond to sound effects made by Ryan.
Take Care…